The Wall Street Journal apparently needs a team of Ivy League linguists to decipher a sentence any third-grader could understand.

Elon Musk promises to give every American child a SpaceX share, and the Journal immediately starts scratching its collective head. Who gets the shares? When? How will they be distributed?

Who gets them? Every American kid, you blithering idiots. He even said “next year.” Apparently, reading comprehension now requires a congressional appropriation.

Meanwhile, Anthropic proposes putting 5% of its shares into a company-controlled “public benefit fund,” and suddenly the Journal’s investigative curiosity takes a fucking vacation.

Who controls the money? Which organizations receive it? What political causes might benefit? How much discretion will Anthropic retain over billions supposedly dedicated to the public good?

Those questions apparently weren’t worth the same breathless interrogation.

And here’s where the absurdity becomes downright insulting.

Musk’s proposal would put ownership directly into American families’ hands. Anthropic’s proposal leaves decisions about distributing its charitable wealth inside a corporate-controlled structure whose ultimate beneficiaries remain unidentified.

That distinction is enormous when AI billionaires are accumulating unprecedented fortunes while simultaneously seeking influence over the rules governing their own industry.

Yet somehow the financial press finds the mechanics of giving children stock more perplexing than the prospect of corporate executives deciding which nonprofits and causes deserve billions.

What an astonishing collection of credentialed jackasses.

The institution supposedly dedicated to following the money gets distracted by the straightforward promise while barely scratching the surface of the complicated financial arrangement.

Apparently, American journalism now requires a translator to understand Elon Musk saying “every kid in America,” but becomes miraculously fluent in corporate doublespeak the moment the right billionaires start talking. (article below)

— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) October 25, 2026

The Color Revolution plot includes CURRENT EMPLOYEES OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

Stop for a second and think about that.

Your tax dollars are paying arrogant federal bureaucrats, whose standard of living, salary and benefits generally exceed the median standards of our nation, and who possess job security that is unheard of in the private sector, to actively seek to overthrow our Constitutional order.

They are undermining YOUR CHOICE as American voters because they know what is best for you even if you do not (or so they believe).

The arrogance is breathtaking.

Besides the fact that we need to root these people out and fire them, we need to outlaw public sector unions. It is the union dues that ultimately come from YOUR TAX DOLLARS that are fed back to Democrat politicians as campaign contributions that perpetuate this noxious self-licking ice cream cone.

GRRRRRRRR. This makes me ANGRY like few other things do, maybe because I faithfully served under Democrat presidents I despised but I always remained true to my oath!😡😡😡😡

— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) October 25, 2026

If they could stop Trump they’d have done it by now.

If they could stop Musk they’d have done it by now.

The civilizational shift currently underway is not ‘fan fiction’. It is very real.

Trump and Musk don’t just get up every morning and go whichever way their peter points. They are not making this all up on the fly.

People who used to have control have lost it, and are frantically trying to seize it back. They are not used to being in that position, and I’m enjoying it and I write about it, so you can fuck right off.

There was obviously a plan to pull this big shift off in a very short amount of time.

And the Trump team is getting it done. Even as people like you still thoughtlessly point and laugh at the idea of any ‘plan’.

Q was pointing anons at the existence of a shadow government in 2017.

Try to keep up, won’t you?

— Brian Cates – Political Columnist & Pundit (@drawandstrike) October 25, 2026

CLOSED BORDER: Haiti can’t handle the influx of Haitian nationals returning from America. Makes you wonder how the small towns in Ohio handled them. https://t.co/OvaE4Qff4O

— amuse (amuse) October 25, 2026

This is what failing to assimilate looks like. https://t.co/TjeYjNduYD

— Larry Dean (@larry_mcwethy) October 25, 2026