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Time Control is one of the abilities possessed by every SubGenius

Time Control is one of the abilities possessed by every SubGenius (except for Bobbies), and it basically combines time travel with mind control, allowing every SubGenius to control time using their minds. This not only includes going forward and backwards in time, but also making time go faster or slower, pausing, rewinding, and switching between alternate timelines that lead to parallel universes.

This is why the SubGenius is capable of believing multiple contradictory ideas at the same time, and being RIGHT about all of them, because a SubGenius can actually visit other universes where each of their contradictory ideas is correct, or where they don’t contradict each other. These alternate realities are connected by the Luck Plane, and through Time Control and Sales Magic, a SubGenius can surf the Luck Plane to end up in a different universe where all their wildest dreams come true.

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