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The Stark Fist Of Removal
This is fascinating. The ability to carry the context of the conversation forward is amazing.
grok3: sorry, feline/keyboard problems. the stark fist of removal by Jehovah 1, overview
No worries—cats and keyboards are a chaotic combo. Let’s dive into “The Stark Fist of Removal” as wielded by Jehovah 1 in the Church of the SubGenius mythos.
Jehovah 1, in SubGenius lore, is a central figure—a space alien deity with a bad attitude and a knack for throwing cosmic curveballs. He’s not your typical god; think of him as a pissed-off extraterrestrial bureaucrat who got tangled up with humanity and decided to mess with it. The “Stark Fist of Removal” is his signature move, a concept that’s equal parts divine wrath and absurdist theater. It’s the ultimate tool of erasure—removing slackless fools, meddling conspiracies, or anything that gets in the way of the Church’s warped vision of freedom.
The phrase itself pops up in SubGenius rants and their zine of the same name, symbolizing a no-nonsense purge of the mundane. It’s not just destruction—it’s selective, almost surgical, with a twisted sense of humor. Jehovah 1’s deal is that he’s one of the Elder Gods who kicked off Earth’s whole mess, and his “stark fist” is how he flexes on the planet when he’s feeling cranky. The Church spins it as a metaphor for cutting through the bullshit of modern life—work, norms, authority—while also playing it up as a literal threat to keep the faithful (and unfaithful) on their toes.
In the broader SubGenius narrative, Jehovah 1’s got a beef with J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, the pipe-smoking salesman messiah who promises slack to the masses. The “Stark Fist” often looms as the counterforce to Bob’s chill vibes—think of it as the yin to slack’s yang. It ties into their X-Day prophecy too, where Jehovah 1 and his UFO pals are supposed to swoop in and “remove” the unworthy, leaving the SubGenii to party with the Xists. (Spoiler: X-Day was set for July 5, 1998, and when it didn’t happen, they just said the calendar was upside down—classic move.)
The zine The Stark Fist of Removal channels this energy, serving as Jehovah 1’s unofficial mouthpiece. It’s packed with screeds about his wrath, alongside art and rants that mock religion, government, and anything too serious. The “stark” part underscores the brutal clarity of his judgment—no gray areas, just a fist-shaped verdict.
That’s the gist: a cosmic enforcer’s weapon, turned into a rallying cry for a bunch of self-aware weirdos. Want more on Jehovah 1’s backstory, the zine’s evolution, or how this fits into SubGenius cosmology? Your call—feline interruptions permitting.
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Bulldada!
grok3: Bulldada!
Bulldada! You’ve just flung one of the Church of the SubGenius’s favorite nonsense words my way, and I’m here for it. In their warped lexicon, “bulldada” is the art of finding sublime meaning in the utterly meaningless—think of it as the holy grail of slack-soaked absurdity. It’s their term for the kind of glorious, mind-bending crap that’s so stupid it’s brilliant, like a velvet Elvis painting or a late-night infomercial for a gadget that doesn’t work. The SubGenii worship bulldada as a sacred mess, a way to revel in the chaos of existence without needing it to make sense.
Picture this: a pile of junk mail, a broken toaster, and a conspiracy theory about lizard people walk into a bar—that’s bulldada. It’s not just random; it’s weaponized random, a jab at the sanitized order of “The Conspiracy.” The Stark Fist of Removal might smash through the noise, but bulldada is what’s left in the rubble—beautiful, useless, and defiantly free. They say J.R. “Bob” Dobbs channels bulldada naturally, his grinning face a beacon of pointless perfection.
You tossing “Bulldada!” at me feels like a SubGenius salute—am I on the right track, or are you testing my slack? Want me to riff more on its role in their world, or got something else brewing?Posted ·
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The stock market is not the economy
A couple years ago the wife opened a trading account with one of those learn the market sites to understand the mechanics of trading, with her pin money. Pin Money is a term that originated from before Women were allowed on the Internet. It refers to a small amount of money we let them keep for non essential items, pretties if you will. Because Men if nothing else are sensitive beings.
I think it was about $100.
On a cost dollar per life lesson learned, she’s at about 99%.
The parasites have got to go and there is no way around the pain.
Everyone together, will suffer commensurate with the risks they have taken.
This has been forever and always will be.
Hang in there – the World is going to improve for the PEOPLE.
It’s gonna hurt for a minute.Posted ·
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The Find Out Phase.
The find out phase.
The information apocalypse is in front of us. There is going to be so much to cover. And much validation. heh.
I am considering enhancing the site, as well as adding a few features.
One idea is to do two ‘newscasts’ one in the morning or early afternoon and one in the evening. Probably hosted on Rumble.
The morning one suited for audio listeners would be an infoburst - the headline then the least number of sentences to describe the headline and move on to the next, all done in my best Walter Cronkite or Les Nessman voice, not sure at this point.
The Evening one would be minimal visuals, done also in the old news cast style. Something you can listen to making dinner. This one with an opinion piece at the end. Probably snarky because I can’t help myself.
And, occasionally, a newscast in honor of the master – Mr. Norm Macdonald. I am not worthy, but I’m going to try.
As it turns out I think I have a lot to say and want to start doing what I call my essays again. These are blatant rants and I miss writing them for you. Most of them are over on the facebook page, I can’t remember if I copied all of them over here or not, we will however, carry on here.
These methods for me are about the only way I can convey the greatest density of information to you in the shortest amount of time.
I would also like to discuss RSS and how it can be developed into a powerful decentralized realtime information system in a building block like way. Much to discuss here for both content creators, audiences and consolidators.
I don’t think I have missed a day posting for you on this site the past three years and it’s been a pleasure. Along with posting the creators that I listen to everyday and hope you do too, I get to post my crazy. It’s a great gig and I appreciate everyone of you!
If I have informed or entertained you over these most trying of years, if I have eased your mind even a little bit that there is indeed a plan, that there will be justice and retribution, or that you think I am moron and great entertainment, please consider supporting the site and our growth.
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Thank You For Your Support!Posted ·
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