Silly Rabbit

Portland

Did you see how fast they built that camp in the middle of nowhere?
3000 beds!

Went up in a couple days.

This got me thinking…

Agricultural Camps.

We can solve the lack of immigrants to do our farming by taking those Antifa fucks we have been mapping for a very long time, the violent ones that burn buildings, attack law officers, kill innocent men leaving prayer rallies, those creatures, assembling a hundred or two of these pop up camps and inducting them into these camps.

Laws were changed regarding destruction of property, statues and federal buildings during Trumps first term that if convicted make one as close to being a non-citizen as possible. A hairs width from deportation.

From this point they can earn their Citizenship back. Working from sun-up in the fields until noon or 100 degrees, whichever comes first and then participating in citizenship classes until 6pm, chow and evening prayers.

Should straighten those fuckers right up.
Bet they lose some weight and their complexions clear up too.

I’m a bad person. I know.

This is how I’d do it —

We have it all. If you have participated in any of the violence, riots, any of the Antifa shit, etc, etc, you have been monitored.

We live in a Police State remember?

So let’s say you participated in the destruction of the Thompson Elk Fountain a historic landmark in downtown Portland in 2020. From that point on you have been monitored and ‘mapped’. That means geolocation, phone meta data, possibly conversations, who you know, pretty much everything about you – for five fucking years.

WE OWN YOU.

And we are going to collect.
There is no escape.
It will happen fast.
Crying won’t help you, praying won’t do you no good.

Quicksand was all over the place in the 60s when I was a kid.
Many of the slower kids, the dullards were lost to the ‘sand.

We considered it a form of natural selection back then and
the 60s being a very competitive time, felt it only made us stronger.

That and metal playground equipment.

It was a magical decade.

We didn’t think much about it until Global Warming came
along and dried up all the quicksand – and as a consequence
destroyed an ages old form of natural selection that only
made us stronger, quicker and much more attuned to potential
threats in our immediate environment…

It was the Democrats all along. pic.twitter.com/iKv8iTDFlG

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) June 12, 2025